must read this.....!!!

17-01-2007, 12:14 PM

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving" motioned the monkey.

cheers
vaitla

**dazbeattie** · 17-01-2007, 05:29 PM

Good one !

Daz

**JAY.SALFORD.UK** · 18-01-2007, 08:30 PM

YES THAT WAS A GOOD ONE

**TheGuru** · 19-01-2007, 10:43 AM

I like that one

17-01-2007, 12:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
vaitla Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	must read this.....!!! A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?" "Yes," motioned the monkey. "What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey shakes his head "Yes." "What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. "They were smoking marijuana?" The monkey shakes his head "Yes." "What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing." "They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer. The monkey shakes his head "Yes." "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked." The monkey shakes his head "Yes." "What were you doing during all this?" "Driving" motioned the monkey. cheers vaitla

17-01-2007, 05:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
dazbeattie Super Poster Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Gloucester, UK Posts: 117 Credits: 462 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Good one ! Daz __________________ Daz Security is for Life, not just for Christmas ! Only DEAD people understand Hex !

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18-01-2007, 08:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
JAY.SALFORD.UK Super Poster Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 128 Credits: 1,227 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	YES THAT WAS A GOOD ONE

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