Funny Answering Machines...

Heres Some Funny Answering machine Greetings... Got any cool ones youd like to share too?



~Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back.


~Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it! Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll... don't even think about it!... Don't...!


~Hi. This is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.


~Hello, This is Suzys toaster, the answering machine is broke, so leave a message and I'll put a post-it on the fridge for you.


~Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm so depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, how I hate that beep, it's so cheery sounding.


~Start, low pitch, slow: Hhhhheeelllllloooooo thheeeerrrrrrre evvvvveerrrryyyboooodyyyy... Middle, normal: ...home of Veronica, Jaw-Chyi, Mark, and Mike. Nobody's home... Later, high pitch, fast: ...liketoleaveamessageafterthetonethen... End, incomprehensible chipmunk gibberish: ...kkfjdkeirucjkljfklreudjfkleqBEEP


~(Loud sounds of a massive battle; calm voice Hello! Due to the breakdown in the 452nd truce, the inhabitants of village 286-3589 are cowering in their bomb shelters. However, if you leave your name, number, and a message, any survivors will get back to you when the 453rd truce begins.


~(Recorded directly from AT&T We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.


~The number you have reached, 555-1111, has been changed. The new number is 555-1111. Please make a note of it.

[Mike]

They are great, I know a few but cant post them on this site ops:

Mike...