You Can Be The Man Of Your House

[madcat]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be
the Man of Your House".

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing
a finger in her face, he said sternly,
"From now on,you need to know that I am the man of this house and my
word is law!

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner you are going to go up stairs with me,and we will have the
kind of s..e..x that I want.After that, you are going to draw me my bath
so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
robe.
Then you will massage my feet and hands.

Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my
hair?"

His wife replied, "The Funeral Director would be my first guess."

[london_girl]

good one madcat

[Hyno]

WHAT!!! You mean you DON'T do that Madcat??? :shock:
I thought all wives (and/or partners) did that??? :-k

My condolences Mike.

:-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

[madcat]

I don't do it for myself, Im not likely to do it for anyone else!!

MadCat

[kazthorn]

Best I've heard for a while

[Mike]

Originally Posted by Hyno

WHAT!!! You mean you DON'T do that Madcat??? :shock:
I thought all wives (and/or partners) did that??? :-k

My condolences Mike.

:-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

Thank you

I know better than to talk to MadCat like that :!: If I did she would shave off my eyebrows whilst I was asleep (or worse) :-?

Mike...