funny reality

***If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

*** When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

*** After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. :-x

***Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. ops:

**If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. :-?

*** When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

*** The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. ;-)

*** When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! :shock:

*** People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. :shock: :?:

*** As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


vaitla