THE SECRET OF A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE

THE SECRET OF A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE

A Jamaican couple were celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beach in Montego Bay . Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk
of the town.. "What a peaceful and loving couple."


A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.


"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the
bottom of the canyon by horse . We hadn't gone too far when my wife's
horse stumbled and she almost fell off.


My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'
We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time
causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said,'That's
twice.'

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My
wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What;s wrong with you woman? Are you some kind of
Nut?

Then she looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once" And from that
moment on we have lived happily ever after."

[Susieg]

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I think I will be showing my Partner this one