Are you havin' a Bad Day????

22-11-2006, 02:14 PM

Are you havin' a Bad Day????

Well, then, consider
this...............................

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
medical condition.This puzzled the doctors and some even
thought it had something to do with the
supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths
occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts
was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.

Some were holding wooden crossses, prayer books, and other holy objects
to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he
could use the vacuum cleaner.

Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a
special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved
animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause
from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle.

Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him
with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that
moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The
two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb.
It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was
the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better????

**Mike** · 22-11-2006, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craigh996

There now, feeling better????

Much, thank you

Mike...

**Hyno** · 26-11-2006, 09:12 PM

Even though I've seen these before they still make me laugh.

**mcauleyab** · 27-11-2006, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craigh996

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb.
It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was
the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

I don't think that's so much having a bad day, as further proof that there is this thing called "karma". Sometimes the universe is fair, after all

**TheGuru** · 27-11-2006, 12:51 PM

I also believe in Karma

**madcat** · 28-11-2006, 02:42 PM

They are all very good. I have seen some of them before, but the new ones made me laugh..

I was having a bad day, now I feel much better thank you - and no chocolate involved!

MadCat

**dazbeattie** · 01-12-2006, 08:27 PM

Having a bad day well yes ....!

I was travelling from Gloucester to Sheffield on the train when there was a loud bang and the whole train juttered. I was looking out of the window at the time and saw bits of flesh go flying by.

The Virgin train smacked a cow. The train was badly damaged and we had to wait for nearly 2 hours to get to Sheffield.

I was going to Sheffield for a team meeting and pub crawl. As I was the last one to arrive... I had to do the minutes and pick up the bill !

The guys all ordered beef burgers and had milkshakes with their meal to make me feel better....

I was not happy.

My boss kept me waiting and I then had to run from the office to the station to get the train back home. I very nearly got run over by a car that went through a red light on the way. I missed the train by about 30 seconds... The next train was delayed and then we had to wait for ages outside Birmingham due to an incident.

So for a journey that normally takes 2 hours each way, I spent 8 hours on a hot and sweaty Virgin train.

I love the public transport in the UK.

Daz "Always look on the bright side of life" Beattie

**Mike** · 02-12-2006, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dazbeattie

So for a journey that normally takes 2 hours each way, I spent 8 hours on a hot and sweaty Virgin train.

I love the public transport in the UK.

Daz "Always look on the bright side of life" Beattie

Im sure you will laugh about it someday, it does sound dam funny

Mike...

**Hyno** · 04-12-2006, 12:37 AM

What was worse - 8 hours on the train or being stuck in Birmingham???

**dazbeattie** · 04-12-2006, 07:44 AM

The train !!!

I used to work at Cadbury's IT dept before and it was hell at times getting to work. I used to drive up the M5 motorway everyday for 1 hour and then drive home. It was mostly a good journey, but if the motorway was bad, then I used to sleep at a friends house...

I would always been in the City Centre office when this used to happen. The office was just off Broad St and we had a strip club behind us... !

We used to nip out for a 'light lunch', some Scampi Fries and a beer !!!!!!!!

So yes the train was worst !

Daz

22-11-2006, 02:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
craigh996 Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	Are you havin' a Bad Day???? Are you havin' a Bad Day???? Well, then, consider this............................... In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crossses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Having a Bad Day???? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a Bad Day???? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. STILL think you're having a Bad Day???? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What?? STILL having a Bad Day???? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better????

26-11-2006, 09:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Hyno Super Duper Poster Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wollongong, Australia Posts: 747 Credits: 2,711 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Even though I've seen these before they still make me laugh. __________________ Remember - If you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem.

01-12-2006, 08:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
dazbeattie Super Poster Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Gloucester, UK Posts: 117 Credits: 462 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Having a bad day well yes ....! I was travelling from Gloucester to Sheffield on the train when there was a loud bang and the whole train juttered. I was looking out of the window at the time and saw bits of flesh go flying by. The Virgin train smacked a cow. The train was badly damaged and we had to wait for nearly 2 hours to get to Sheffield. I was going to Sheffield for a team meeting and pub crawl. As I was the last one to arrive... I had to do the minutes and pick up the bill ! The guys all ordered beef burgers and had milkshakes with their meal to make me feel better.... I was not happy. My boss kept me waiting and I then had to run from the office to the station to get the train back home. I very nearly got run over by a car that went through a red light on the way. I missed the train by about 30 seconds... The next train was delayed and then we had to wait for ages outside Birmingham due to an incident. So for a journey that normally takes 2 hours each way, I spent 8 hours on a hot and sweaty Virgin train. I love the public transport in the UK. Daz "Always look on the bright side of life" Beattie __________________ Daz Security is for Life, not just for Christmas ! Only DEAD people understand Hex !

04-12-2006, 12:37 AM	#9 (permalink)
Hyno Super Duper Poster Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wollongong, Australia Posts: 747 Credits: 2,711 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	What was worse - 8 hours on the train or being stuck in Birmingham??? __________________ Remember - If you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem.

04-12-2006, 07:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
dazbeattie Super Poster Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Gloucester, UK Posts: 117 Credits: 462 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	The train !!! I used to work at Cadbury's IT dept before and it was hell at times getting to work. I used to drive up the M5 motorway everyday for 1 hour and then drive home. It was mostly a good journey, but if the motorway was bad, then I used to sleep at a friends house... I would always been in the City Centre office when this used to happen. The office was just off Broad St and we had a strip club behind us... ! We used to nip out for a 'light lunch', some Scampi Fries and a beer !!!!!!!! So yes the train was worst ! Daz __________________ Daz Security is for Life, not just for Christmas ! Only DEAD people understand Hex !

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