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24-10-2006, 04:13 PM
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Wedding Dress
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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24-10-2006, 05:03 PM
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24-10-2006, 07:34 PM
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You know the real reason wedding dresses are white????
It's because all kitchen appliances are White.... (I just hope the wife doesn't read this or I'll be sleeping out in the Stables with the horses tonight :shock: )
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