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Old 20-10-2006, 11:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Business Meeting Bingo

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Monotone voices burbling on and on like a creek for hours on end, forcing you to look for the nearest sharp object or length of wire to end it all. Here's a way to change all of that... Meeting Bingo!

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5"x5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
  • synergy

    strategic fit

    core competencies

    best practice

    bottom line

    revisit

    take that off-line

    24/7

    out of the loop

    benchmark

    value-added

    proactive

    win-win think outside the box

    fast track

    result-driven

    empower

    knowledge base

    solution

    touch base

    mindset

    client focus

    paradigm

    game plan

    leverage


3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BINGO!" (You can suggest your own words to shout out)


I have actually played this, its the first time that I ever listened to every word that the speaker said

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Old 20-10-2006, 12:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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EXCELLENT

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Old 19-03-2008, 09:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Has anybody dare try this yet?

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Old 20-03-2008, 10:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hmmmmm. Bound to get you that raise.

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Hmmmmm. Bound to get you that raise.

Bound to get you fired
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We don't have meetings or seminars

No business bingo for me!

Any connection between your reality and mine is completly coincidental
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