Joke: Two Guys in the Desert

[Mike]

Two guys were stuck in the desert, desperate for water.

They struggle once again over the top of a sand dune and lo, below them, they see an Arab market full of people selling and buying food.

They rush down with their last ounce of energy and go to the first stall, gasping "water, water"

The stall holder says " sorry, I only have a mixture of jelly and custard, topped with crème and cherries."

Desperate for a drink, they go to the next stall but the reply is "sorry, we only have blancmange with sweet biscuit base and chocolate sprinkles on top of double crème with a hint of sherry"

This goes on for every stall, them being offered rich puddings all the way.

Eventually they crawl to the top of the next dune, severely dehydrated and one says to the other.....on the brink of death...

"did that strike you as odd"; to which the other replies...............
























"yes, it was a trifle bazaar"...


I know it's bad, but it made me laugh

Mike...

[Hyno]

Oh dear.

I laughed too - much to my own disgust. ;-)

[Nutty_ZA]

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[dazbeattie]

Mike.... NO MORE !!! They are bad !!!!

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Daz

[Mike]

I know, but it made me laugh, not sure why as it was a lame joke :-?

Mike...