Male or Female

[Nutty_ZA]

Following on from Swethas post...

http://siliconhell.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1536

Here a couple more

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
buttons.


TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.


HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their bottom


SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

[Hyno]

Brilliant!!! I am gonna steal some of these to use on the missus. :twisted:

[TheGuru]

Have you ever noticed that some words are definetly male or female :?:

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[dazbeattie]

Good ones....

I thought that the only female thing was childbirth, then I remember watching Arnie's movie Junior......

Daz