Modern Version of the Birds & Bees

**london_girl** · 14-07-2006, 09:04 AM

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: Â“Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! YouÂ’re Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male.Â”

**TheGuru** · 14-07-2006, 12:09 PM

Thats funny

**Elanza** · 16-07-2006, 08:06 AM

Well done!

**dazbeattie** · 14-08-2006, 08:33 PM

Brilliant ! made me laugh

14-07-2006, 09:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
london_girl Super Duper Poster Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: London, UK Posts: 239 Credits: 700 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Modern Version of the Birds & Bees A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: Â“Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! YouÂ’re Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male.Â”

16-07-2006, 08:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
Elanza Regular Poster Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: South Africa Posts: 86 Credits: 130 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Well done! __________________ Can't rain all the time.

14-08-2006, 08:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
dazbeattie Super Poster Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Gloucester, UK Posts: 117 Credits: 462 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Brilliant ! made me laugh __________________ Daz Security is for Life, not just for Christmas ! Only DEAD people understand Hex !

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