A Dog Lesson

[london_girl]

Good Advice From Dogs

If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
- Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
- Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
- When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
- Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
- Take naps.
- Stretch before rising.
- Run, romp, and play daily.
- Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
- Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
- On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass.
- On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
- When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
- No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout ... run right back and make friends.
- Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
- Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
- Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
- If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
- When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

[Benny]

...and:

- It's okay to use the pavement as a toilet (and it's normal to smell it afterwards).
- There's nothing wrong with trying to mate with a stranger's leg.
- Shout at the mailman as loud as you can. It's not as if he's doing anything to help you out.

:twisted:

[TheGuru]

The Dog, Man's best friend.
A womans best friend, a diamond.

Thats hardly fair is it :?:

Where do the cats come in?
ops:

[london_girl]

Originally Posted by Catz

Where do the cats come in?
ops:

Catz Â… cats are just the best of all ... dog feel they need to please ppl while cats know ppl are supposed to please them!

Benny ... .... ur nuts! hehe

TheGuru ... i'm sure if u get urself a sugar-mommy she'll get you a diamond ;-)

well done London Girl!
whooooo!

[TheGuru]

Originally Posted by london_girl

TheGuru ... i'm sure if u get urself a sugar-mommy she'll get you a diamond ;-)

I dont want a diamond, I see no value in trinkets or bling :!: The most valuable things in life are gained with time and effort, not money

[london_girl]

Originally Posted by TheGuru

I dont want a diamond, I see no value in trinkets or bling :!: The most valuable things in life are gained with time and effort, not money

too true. pitty so many dont follow it.

[Benny]

Originally Posted by TheGuru

The most valuable things in life are gained with time and effort, not money

True, true... have a bud.