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Old 20-10-2006, 11:32 AM   #11 (permalink)
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We have a new boss. He thinks I'm insane but I am damn good at what I do so I can get away with anything. I like to look out his office window and say "There's someone on the wing, some.....thing" then slam the vertical blinds shut.
Thats great, you are quite mad :!:

I also hate meetings as I get bored My colleages and I sometimes prearrange that we will try and slip certain words into the meeting.
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We get some weird looks but its a good laugh
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Old 23-10-2006, 01:40 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Thats great, you are quite mad :!:

I also hate meetings as I get bored My colleages and I sometimes prearrange that we will try and slip certain words into the meeting.
For example:
  • Armadillo
    Flange
    Cupcake
    Dessicated

We get some weird looks but its a good laugh
I'll have to try that.

Getting "cupcake" in there would be the hardest!!!
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Old 23-10-2006, 04:21 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I also hate meetings as I get bored My colleages and I sometimes prearrange that we will try and slip certain words into the meeting.
For example:
  • Armadillo
    Flange
    Cupcake
    Dessicated

We get some weird looks but its a good laugh

Sounds like that's closely related to a game called "Buzzword Bingo". Each participant gets a list of random words that they have to try to insert into the conversation, as 'naturally' as possible. Person who says all their words first (after standing up and yelling 'Bingo!') wins
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Old 23-10-2006, 12:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 13-12-2006, 08:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I did a sad one today... I was on a conference call on my mobile. I was walking around the building whilst on the call and I was saying random numbers and saying 'sorry I thought I was on mute'. After about 30 mins, someone else joined in and shouted 'house'.

Being out the night before, I was desparate for the loo. I forgot that I had un-muted my line. Let's just say everyone heard every bit !!!

I finished the loo and call and walked into the Ops Centre to a standing ovation !!

How red was I. ops: ops: ops:

How many points is that then ?

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Old 14-09-2007, 09:10 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Since it's Friday does anyone else think nakedness is acceptable at work and how many office dare points would this be worth???

My boss just shouted at me........apparently not acceptable here!
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I did a sad one today... I was on a conference call on my mobile. I was walking around the building whilst on the call and I was saying random numbers and saying 'sorry I thought I was on mute'. After about 30 mins, someone else joined in and shouted 'house'.

Being out the night before, I was desparate for the loo. I forgot that I had un-muted my line. Let's just say everyone heard every bit !!!

I finished the loo and call and walked into the Ops Centre to a standing ovation !!

How red was I. ops: ops: ops:

How many points is that then ?

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I think that is worth at least 500 points!!!


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Old 15-09-2007, 12:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Since it's Friday does anyone else think nakedness is acceptable at work and how many office dare points would this be worth???

My boss just shouted at me........apparently not acceptable here!


I think if you have the bottle to do this, then you get all the points available in the world, as you would need all your luck to find a new job!!!!

I would never have the nerve to turn up naked, but I bet many people out there have!

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