Business strategy

[Nemisis]

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice "
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business deals are closed!!

[Mike]

Superb

[Nemisis]

This is the exact strategy that all the Outsourcing service providers are adopting to get business. :!: :!: :!:

[Mike]

Originally Posted by Nemisis

This is the exact strategy that all the Outsourcing service providers are adopting to get business. :!: :!: :!:

Dont mention outsourcing to me

[Nemisis]

Originally Posted by Mike

Dont mention outsourcing to me

Looks like you had a real bad experience with that :!: :?:

[Mike]

Originally Posted by Nemisis

Looks like you had a real bad experience with that :!: :?:

I lost a lot of colleagues because of it, and I think that the service is not as good :!:

That is so brilliant!!!