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26-10-2005, 06:36 AM
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A few cool Insults
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face! Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents! Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent! Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? Don't think, it may sprain your brain! Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed! He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That? He is living proof that man can live without a brain! He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
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