A Duck, Dog And Cat Joke.....

[surkdidat]

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.

As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry,
your pet has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?

"Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing
on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few
moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put
his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to
bottom.

He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the
dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The
cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its beak to its tail
and back again.

The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down
and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most
definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a
bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the
bill. "£150!" she cried. "£150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word, that would have been £20.
But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up!

[Mike]

An old one, but very funny

Mike ...

[Nemisis]

Good one

lol
Still enjoy this one

That is the best joke i've ever heard!!!!! I've never heard of it before though other people seem to!
Catz.