Simple Rules for Life

**Mike** · 02-09-2005, 05:36 PM

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember:

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan

**Nemisis** · 03-09-2005, 05:05 PM

So True

09-09-2005, 08:21 AM

lol both work well, though I'm still inclined to call it Duck tape

**Pimpess** · 09-09-2005, 11:42 AM

ROFLMOA

Another of my faves...

When you are over 65, never trust a f*rt, you might get a huge surprise...

03-09-2005, 05:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nemisis Super Duper Poster My Mood: Swap Cats Champion! Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 277 Credits: 463 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	So True
	Value has a value only if its value is valued Nemisis

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mystryn Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check]	lol both work well, though I'm still inclined to call it Duck tape
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09-09-2005, 11:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
Pimpess Super Poster Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Over here Posts: 140 Credits: 203 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	ROFLMOA Another of my faves... When you are over 65, never trust a f*rt, you might get a huge surprise...

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