101 Reasons To Dump Your Man And Get A Cat Competition

[madcat]

The books have now arrived, and I am pleased to announce the winning captions.

The winning lines appear below:

Originally Posted by Nutty_ZA

"Okay, I've got myself online... now where the heck did I put my mouse????"

Originally Posted by Hyno

"How does the picture look now, honey???"

Originally Posted by parker

Tired of waiting days for your cable company to fix your problems? Get KittyCable NOW!

Originally Posted by Nemisis

Silly humans copied my "Catwalk" ..... I need to get atleast my "Cablewalk" patented.

Originally Posted by cprcpr

Where's this 'bird on a wire' I keep hearing about?

Thanks to everyone who entered the competition. (I will PM the winners individually.)

MadCat