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I think your question is wrong tho? Think it should be a full cup of coffee not water....
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Last week I turned off the light in my room and jumped into my bed that was 15 feet away from the switch before the room got dark.
A) I went to bed during the day. One night my uncle was reading a book when my aunt turned off the light. The room was pitch black, but he kept on reading anyway. A) My blind uncle was reading braille. My wife dropped her wedding ring into a full cup of water, but it didn't get wet. A) She dropped the ring in a cup of dry ice/ ice cubes. A man found a dead fly in his soup and asked the waiter to get him a different bowl. The waiter obliged him and returned with a bowl of soup. A moment later the man angrily called out to the waiter "This is the same bowl of soup!" How did he know? A) The man had previously salted his soup, and the bowl returned by the waiter was salty. An eccentric billionaire offered a prize of 1 million dollars to the race car driver whose car came in last in a race. One driver wodered how the race could be run - each driver would go slower and slower and the race would never end. Another driver suddenly said he had a solution. What was it? A) The rules said the man whose car wins the race would get the money. The driver suggested that everyone drive someone else's car. I can make a match burn under water. A man took his wife to a theater that was showing an action movie. During one of the gun fighting scenes, he shot his wife. When the movie was done, he took his wife's body from the theater and no one stopped him. A) I can make a match burn under water by holding it under a glass of water. My friend can put a soda bottle in the middle of a room and crawl into it. A) He puts the bottle in the middle of the room, leaves, and then crawls back in to the room. A man who lived in a small town legally married twenty different women. None of the women died, and the man never got a divorce. A) This man was the minister who performed the wedding ceremonies. The pet shop owner told a customer that the parrot would repeat every word it heard. A week later, the customer angrily returned the bird and said it would not say a word, but the pet shop owner had not lied about the bird's ability. A) The bird was deaf. How can you drink the remaining wine from a half-filled, corked bottle without removing the cork from the bottle? A) Push the cork into the bottle.
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However, I am also going to donate you the 20 tokens that were on offer for being open and honest!! :LOL: |
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