Offbeat Course Teaches How to Walk in High Heels

**TheGuru** · 11-06-2010, 09:06 AM

A college in London is offering 16-year-old girls a six-week course on how to walk in high heels.

The 'Sexy Heels in the City' course is supposedly designed to prepare girls for the 'business world and their social lives'.

South Thames College is paying Chyna Whyne, author of Mastering The Art Of Wearing High Heels, £60 an hour to pass on her expertise.

Miss Whyne, a former backing singer for Elton John, claims her life was made a misery because she was not taught how to walk in such shoes.

She insists women should be taught the skills at an early age as it will be better for them 'in the long run'.

The course also involves learning how to walk on a catwalk and shop for shoes.

Toni Eastwood, of training provider Everywoman, said: "This sounds like Britain's most trivial course.

"It panders to stereotypes. It's an extraordinary waste of money and time."

I think this course is a must for any woman! It should be just after how to cook up how to park a car

**fifi2004** · 13-06-2010, 10:31 AM

"How to dial an osteopath!" should be the next course.

**TheGuru** · 14-06-2010, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by fifi2004

"How to dial an osteopath!" should be the next course.

Good idea

**Nutty_ZA** · 14-06-2010, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGuru

I think this course is a must for any woman! It should be just after how to cook up how to park a car

Why are wedding dresses white? Most kitchen appliances are!

**TheGuru** · 14-06-2010, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Nutty_ZA

Why are wedding dresses white? Most kitchen appliances are!

Woman have smaller hands so they can wash beer glasses easily. Its Darwinian

**bannedbiker** · 15-06-2010, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGuru

Woman have smaller hands so they can wash beer glasses easily. Its Darwinian

Womenr have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink and the cooker too!

**TheGuru** · 17-06-2010, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bannedbiker

Womenr have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink and the cooker too!

Of course

**Topshag** · 21-06-2010, 05:51 PM

I just wish they had smaller mouths too...

ooohh.. that was bad, I can feel a war of the sexes brewing here again

**Nutty_ZA** · 21-06-2010, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Topshag

I just wish they had smaller mouths too...

Ooooohhhh, verrrrry tempted to make a rude comment here BUT I'll behave, don't wanna get banned

**bannedbiker** · 22-06-2010, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutty_ZA

Ooooohhhh, verrrrry tempted to make a rude comment here BUT I'll behave, don't wanna get banned

I see where you were gonna go with that, hard to not say it aint it?!

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TheGuru Moderator My Mood: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Liverpool UK Posts: 4,805 Credits: 72,316 Nominated 28 Times in 20 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 3 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 4	Course Teaches How to Walk in High Heels >> Show Printable Version Email this Page A college in London is offering 16-year-old girls a six-week course on how to walk in high heels. The 'Sexy Heels in the City' course is supposedly designed to prepare girls for the 'business world and their social lives'. South Thames College is paying Chyna Whyne, author of Mastering The Art Of Wearing High Heels, £60 an hour to pass on her expertise. Miss Whyne, a former backing singer for Elton John, claims her life was made a misery because she was not taught how to walk in such shoes. She insists women should be taught the skills at an early age as it will be better for them 'in the long run'. The course also involves learning how to walk on a catwalk and shop for shoes. Toni Eastwood, of training provider Everywoman, said: "This sounds like Britain's most trivial course. "It panders to stereotypes. It's an extraordinary waste of money and time." I think this course is a must for any woman! It should be just after how to cook up how to park a car __________________ TheGuru ----------------------------------- Like Siliconhell? Then give a small Donation towards the hosting costs

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