Offbeat Bigfoot - No? Really????

[Waldo]

In the latest monster-hunting news, three American men claim to have found a body of the famed Bigfoot – and have released a photograph to 'prove' it.




They claim that the body – which they say is 7ft 7in tall and weighs more than 500lb – was found in the woods of northern Georgia (the US state, not the superpower-bothering country in the Caucasus).

The announcement was made by the CEO of searchingforbigfoot.com, who says he will be holding a press conference on Friday along with the discoverers, Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, where they will unveil further photos and DNA evidence.

The sasquatch body, from the photo already released, has reddish-brown hair, an ape-like face, and generally looks a bit like a slightly mildewed fancy-dress gorilla costume.

Noted Cryptozoologist (someone who studies legendary animals) Loren Coleman says on his website that 'it certainly looks like the real deal.'

He adds 'the gorilla-like facial features, the robust lack of canines, and the grinding surfaces shown in the teeth suggest a bulky vegetarian with a mixture of higher primate characteristics.'

The team behind the discovery say: 'Extensive scientific studies will be done on the body by a team of scientists including a molecular biologist, an anthropologist, a paleontologist and other scientists over the next few months at an undisclosed location.'

They are yet to say who those experts will be.

Gosh, maybe they'll find little green men next

[mofro187]

if its not a hoax ill be very surprised

[kazthorn]

Originally Posted by Waldo

Noted Cryptozoologist (someone who studies legendary animals)

Hope this is not a paid position. How can study "legendary animals"?

Originally Posted by Waldo

Loren Coleman says on his website that 'it certainly looks like the real deal.'

This was concluded how exactly??