Offbeat High dive belly flop, interspecies relay anyone?

[TheGuru]

BEIJING (Reuters) - An Irish lawyer determined to make the world a sillier place has launched the race to stage the inaugural Paddy Olympics with madcap challenges like backward running and underwater swimming.

"Nonsense makes sense," said Colin Carroll as he sent out bid documents to the mayors of Boston, London, Beijing, Paris, New York and every city in Ireland, trying to tempt them to host the surreal sporting extravaganza.

"I take being silly very seriously," said the lawyer who has already won a gold medal at the world elephant polo championships in Nepal and became Ireland's first wrestler at the world sumo championships in Japan.

Carroll promised "the world's funniest sports spectacle" with gold medals on offer for three-legged hurdles, egg-and-spoon races, the high dive belly flop and a backwards triple jump contest.

"I urge all athletes at the Olympic Games in Beijing to try for the Paddy Games. It would boost their confidence before the London Olympics in 2012," he told Reuters in a telephone interview from his hometown of Cork in western Ireland on Sunday.

"I am offering a lifeline to Olympians around the world," he said. "I would like to see as many countries as possible up on the podium."
One of the most intriguing events could be the interspecies relay with two animals and two humans. "You could pass the baton to the animal of your choosing -- you could pick a dog, an elephant whatever," Carroll said.
Carroll is determined to have fun and get the world to join in. "Sports have become overly mechanised and regulated, athletes depersonalised stooges," he complained.

Eager to promote the Paddy Games movement around the world, he prepared a detailed seven-page bid document which he hoped would entice a city somewhere to fulfil his eccentric dream. "I already have confirmed interest from one city in Ireland," he said. "I have sent the bid document to every city in the world that has a large Irish community or just believes in being silly."

He certainly practices what he preaches.
In 2005, he won gold at the world elephant polo championships in Nepal. In 2006 he risked life and limb at sumo but had to sign a death waiver first because of his pint-sized frame. He has also appeared in a pop music band in Poland and joined the Irish bobsleigh team in Latvia.

Summing up his eternal quest for silliness, he said "The purpose of my life is to make my tombstone difficult to write."

[Indi]

Amazing... so many weird and wonderful people out there... He certainly will give ppl something to talk about.

[TheGuru]

I think its a great idea because it gives the less sporty people a good laugh

[Indi]

It would probbaly inspire me to take part as it would be more fun and less competitive...and more enjoyable... like a backward long jump....

[mofro187]

Excellent idea, knew my egg and spoon talents would be useful one day.

[Waldo]

Sounds like a wonderful idea - I'm all for things that make people laugh!!

[TheGuru]

Originally Posted by mofro187

Excellent idea, knew my egg and spoon talents would be useful one day.

So thats why we make young kids do the egg and spoon race Its all making sense now!

[Indi]

I use to love the sack race.... never won it though!