Aliens ARE real!

**Waldo** · 30-07-2008, 12:37 PM

The sixth man on the Moon has created untold excitement amongst alien enthusiasts and assorted nutjobs by claiming Martians are real.

Astronaut Edgar Mitchell, who went to the Moon on Apollo 14 in 1971, proclaims aliens are real and our movie producers are unerringly accurate.

"You've seen some of the pictures of these little people who look strange to us.

"As far as I know from my contacts who have had contact, that looks pretty accurate."

As an astronaut he provides more credibility to the ET debate than the usual Kansas farmer who claims he's been probed 50 times by over-curious creatures.
Mr Mitchell's inside knowledge tells us the visitors aren't evil War of the Worlds-style attackers but more benign ET-esque bike riders.

"They are not hostile. If they were hostile we would be gone by now."

And apparently the reason people like you and me haven't seen them is - you guessed it - a cover-up.

"The UFO phenomena is real. It's been covered up by all our governments for 60 years or so but slowly it's leaked out and some of us have been prvilieged to have been briefed on it."

A NASA spokesman said: "Dr Mitchell is a great American but we do not share his opinion on this."

I knew I wasn't mad!!