God replies to lawsuit senator

[Waldo]

There has been an unexpected turn of events in the case of the Nebraska senator who filed a lawsuit against God. God has, apparently, responded.
The response came in a legal document that turned up at the court in mysterious circumstances.

'This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here, poof!' said John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

The response was one of at least two to a lawsuit filed against God last week by state Senator Ernie Chambers of Omaha, the state's longest-serving lawmaker.

Chambers said in his five-page lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against him and his constituents, inspired fear and caused 'widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants.'

The self-proclaimed agnostic is seeking a permanent injunction against God.

Signed by 'God,' the response filed Wednesday argues the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and that the court lacks jurisdiction over God.

Blaming the Almighty for human oppression and suffering misses an important point, it says.

'I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you,' according to the response.

St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.
Another response, also signed God, says the Lord disputes Chambers' allegations.

That filing lists a phone number for a Texas law office. A message left there was not immediately returned on Thursday.

Chambers has said his lawsuit is serious but also makes a point: Anybody can sue anybody.

SCARY!!!!!

[Mike]

Thats amusing, but ultimately a waste of time and money.

I wish I'd thought of it

[smartsez]

Originally Posted by Mike

Thats amusing, but ultimately a waste of time and money.

I wish I'd thought of it

Why? Do you have that much time & money to waste? lol!

[Mike]

Originally Posted by smartsez

Why? Do you have that much time & money to waste? lol!

Er, no. I just like challenging conventional ways of thinking. I suppose you could say being devils Advocate (In the sense I like to oppose peoples point of view)