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sheen
02-05-2007, 11:01 AM
Scientific question. How does blood reach your head?
Simple…! Direction of liquid always flows towards “EMPTY SPACE”:o
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Tip to reduce consumption of Alcohol
Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad:(
After marriage drink only on days when you are happy:)

(Applies for both men and women)
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A mobile is like a women – talks non-stop :rant: , costs a fortune
Disturbs when you r busy and when u need them urgent they have no service--------------------------------------------------------------------------

TheGuru
02-05-2007, 12:20 PM
Very Funny :lol: