The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on The "Family Fortunes" TV show.
Name a scary animal
A squirrel
Name a food you don't have to chew
Chips (this was from the MD of a soup manufacturers...)
Name a bird with a long neck
Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch
A burglar
Name a dangerous race
The Arabs
Name something that floats in the bath
Water
Name a famous cowboy
Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal
Mail
Name a number you have to memorise
7
Name something you do before going to bed
Sleep
Name something you put on walls
Roofs
Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings
Name something you might be allergic to
Skiing
Name a famous bridge
The bridge over troubled waters
Name something a cat does
Goes to the toilet
Name something you do in the bathroom
Decorate
Name something associated with the police
Pigs
Name a sign of the zodiac
April
Name something slippery
A conman
Name a kind of ache
Fillet 'O' Fish
Name a famous Scotsman
Jock
Name another famous Scotsman
Vinnie Jones
Name something with a hole in it
Window
Name a non-living object with legs
A plant
Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'
Knee
Name something red
My cardigan
And this was before they went to the bar !
