Nope.. That would be me (sorry, haven't been online for a while as we had a fire in our house last week sunday
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1)I live +- 500 KM's from the sea... (as anyone living in Johannesburg would do)
2) I'm about 9000 KM's from where I was Born (In Essex, UK... currently living in Johanneburg, SA)
3) I'm at home right now and the fridge and the Kettle are both 8 steps away (give or a take a step)