[kazthorn]

Come up with a last line for each verse of the Smokers Epitaph.

This is an actual poem but the correct answer will not be accepted because you need to come up with something original.
It not necessary to complete every verse. One line is enough if that's all you want to do.

At the end of October I will choose my favourite ending to each verse, compile the finished poem and give away 50 tokens to each answer that makes the cut.


Here lies Sam Shay.
Smoked six packs a day.
He started smoking when he was one.
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Here lies Sam Shay.
Smoked six packs a day.
He started smoking when he was two.
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Here lies Sam Shay.
Smoked six packs a day.
He started smoking when he was three.
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Here lies Sam Shay.
Smoked six packs a day.
He started smoking when he was four.
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Here lies Sam Shay.
Smoked six packs a day.
He started smoking when he was five.
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Here lies Sam Shay.
Smoked six packs a day.
He started smoking when he was six.
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Here lies Sam Shay.
Smoked six packs a day.
He started smoking when he was seven.
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Here lies Sam Shay.
Smoked six packs a day.
He started smoking when he was eight.
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Here lies Sam Shay.
Smoked six packs a day.
He started smoking when he was nine.
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Here lies Sam Shay.
Smoked six packs a day.
He started smoking when he was ten.
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