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Originally Posted by Alaizabel

Some of these Hyno already answered, however I got different answers for some of them.

A man found a dead fly in his soup and asked the waiter to get him a different bowl. The waiter obliged him and returned with a bowl of soup. A moment later the man angrily called out to the waiter "This is the same bowl of soup!" How did he know?
He heavily salted his soup because he found it too bland, and so when he got the "new" bowl of soup he found it also heavily salted, not bland.

An eccentric billionaire offered a prize of 1 million dollars to the race car driver whose car came in last in a race. One driver wodered how the race could be run - each driver would go slower and slower and the race would never end. Another driver suddenly said he had a solution. What was it?
They would switch race cars.

I can make a match burn under water.
Hold a cup of water over a match, the match isn't in the water. Sorry already answered correctly!

A man took his wife to a theater that was showing an action movie. During one of the gun fighting scenes, he shot his wife. When the movie was done, he took his wife's body from the theater and no one stopped him.
It was a drive in theater, he drove out with her in the car.

How can you drink the remaining wine from a half-filled, corked bottle without removing the cork from the bottle?
You would push the cork into the bottle, so you could pour out the wine.

75 tokens on their way!!!!