First of all unless I can't count - isn't there 11 questions?
Last week I turned off the light in my room and jumped into my bed that was 15 feet away from the switch before the room got dark
You clap to turn off the lights
man found a dead fly in his soup and asked the waiter to get him a different bowl. The waiter obliged him and returned with a bowl of soup. A moment later the man angrily called out to the waiter "This is the same bowl of soup!" How did he know?
It still had the fly in it?
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Kaz
"I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king; I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing; each time I find myself flat on my face, I pick myself up and get back in the race."
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