Last week I turned off the light in my room and jumped into my bed that was 15 feet away from the switch before the room got dark.
It was day time.
One night my uncle was reading a book when my aunt turned off the light. The room was pitch black, but he kept on reading anyway.
Your uncle is blind
I can make a match burn under water.
The match is inside an upturned container. ie there is an air pocket.
A man took his wife to a theater that was showing an action movie. During one of the gun fighting scenes, he shot his wife. When the movie was done, he took his wife's body from the theater and no one stopped him.
His wife was in a wheel chair.
My friend can put a soda bottle in the middle of a room and crawl into it.
He crawls into the room not the soda bottle.
A man who lived in a small town legally married twenty different women. None of the women died, and the man never got a divorce.
The man is actually a priest who performs the ceremony.
The pet shop owner told a customer that the parrot would repeat every word it heard. A week later, the customer angrily returned the bird and said it would not say a word, but the pet shop owner had not lied about the bird's ability.
The parrot is deaf.
I'll leave the rest for someone else. ;-)
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