View Single Post
Old 18-07-2006, 10:35 AM   #10 (permalink)
TheGuru
Posting God
My Mood:
 
TheGuru's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Liverpool UK
Posts: 2,705
Credits: 20,229
Nominated 16 Times in 13 Posts
Nominated TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1
TheGuru is an unknown quantity at this pointTheGuru is an unknown quantity at this pointTheGuru is an unknown quantity at this pointTheGuru is an unknown quantity at this point

Awards Showcase
Grumpy Award Quiz Master Award Major Contributor Medal 
Total Awards: 3

Default

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"























(you're gonna love this)







(wait for it)





!








The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are.........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!


AND IF YOU DIDN'T, LIGHTEN UP WILL YA!!!
__________________
TheGuru
View TheGuru's Photo Album   Reply With Quote