I would have thought Mike would have got "This is my all time best lucky find that I found in the whole of today".
Its....Red Dwarf - the Cat when he finds the cigarettes that Rimmer was hiding from Lister.
What's your quote from Guru??? I haven't the faintest idea???
Nemesis - I love Monsters Inc too. My favourite line is "and the scare floor will be....Painted???"