The latest diary of Jack the MadCat is a corker, here is an excerpt:
After they had eaten their meal, the table and the dining room were put back to normal. Then I was given my tea.. I had Gourmet Turkey Fillet cat food.. and it was totally Yummy. As they settled down in front of the TV we all started to play with our new gifts. Mum was playing on her Nintendo DS, dad was playing on his electronic poker game, and I was being ignored. I tried my very hardest to open my tub of catnipÂ… but I think you need fingers and thumbs to do this, and cats only have paws. After a while, mum opened it for me and we were all happy then!
Read the whole article here
http://www.siliconhell.com/madcat/di...dkitten121.htm
For those who dont know the Mad Cat diaries exist shame on you, start
Here
Regards
Mike ...